The world has enough bottle openers. You don’t need this. You can get a $2 bottle opener from your local beer store. Hell, there’s probably one in your pocket right now.

That’s why I’m going to take this contrarian attitude even further and not let you choose what you get. Put your faith in me that I will receive your order and go into the shop and make you a wild looking, completely unnecessary bottle opener. I promise, it will be cool. 

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